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Donovan McNabb Traded to Redskins
Goodbye Philly hello DC. The Eagles have decided to screw themselves at the QB position by trading away future Hall-of-Famer Donovan McNabb to the Washington Redskins for a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and have decided to leave the future of the Eagles in the hands of Kevin "Corn-on-the-Kolb" and PETA spokesperson Mike Vick.
