1. Justin “I Shouldn’t Be Famous” Beiber
2. Kristen “Bitch-face” Stewart
3. Carrot “Future Back Alley Rapist” Top
4. Lady “Or Possibly Man” Gaga
5. Kim “My Ass Is My Only Marketable Trait” Kardashian
6. Lindsay “One More Gram Of Coke Won’t Hurt” Lohan
7. Paris “I’m Famous For Being Trashy” Hilton
8. Britanny “AAARRRGGGHHHHH….I’m INSANE!” Spears
9. Sarah Jessica “Don’t Call Me ‘Seabiscut’” Parker
See, they aren’t so different from you and I…..just richer and crazier. Hope you enjoyed hating these pictures!
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