12 Scary, Creepy, & Weird Toys

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I always thought babies were creepy anyway and then I see this; time to get the old tubes tied!

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Creepy but somehow, also awesome. I’d snuggle it until it slit my throat in my sleep. Awwwwwwwww…..

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And here’s the perfect gift for a little girl who’s mother doesn’t care if daughter grows up to be a slutty, vapid, dullard.

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Here’s where I stopped sleeping for a week.

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This…..I don’t know what this does, but it seems to involve sticking your vulnerable finger into a mysterious hole. No thanks.

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Have you ever wished for a hairy baby so you could spend your days shving said baby? Well, here you go. Enjoy, pervert.

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Aw, monkey….the founding father of nightmarish children’s toys. Classic creepiness.

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All those Moms buying Brats for their girls, might as well pick up this educational toy, as well. Better to get them learning their future trade early on.

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A great toy for all your terrorist friends or for your mom if she’s really fucked up!

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At last, a blood thirsty, rampaging unicorn toy! Complete with multiple victims and inter-changable goring horns? I know what I’m asking for next Xmas!

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If you have a child who is an amputee, what better way to make them feel shittier by rubbing it in their faces with this disturbing doll! Genius!

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Um….your very own genetic experiment gone horribly wrong? Sounds like there’s no way to possibly have fun with this toy unless you let in loose in Grandma’s bathtub.