This Is What Urban Dictionary Thinks Of Your Home Town

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Melbourne.

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Best part: Great for sport.

Worst part: Also great for heroin.

Brisbane.

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Best part: It's an amazing place.

Worst part: Under water a lot.

Canberra.

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Best part: The best hole above ground.

Worst part: Also the biggest hole above ground.

Perth.

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Best part: Claims to have the best lifestyle in the Western world.

Worst part: Highest burglary rate in the country, lots of freeways.

Gold Coast.

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Best part: The fucking amazing beaches etc.

Worst part: Apparently it's full of racists.

Adelaide.

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Best parts: Green grass, naked trees. The most beautiful place in Australia.

Worst parts: It is a hole. There are shitty suburbs & Victorians.

Newcastle.

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Best part: Rivalry with Wollongong.

Worst part: Not much to see there now.

Sunshine Coast.

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Best part: Best people. Sick Beaches. In QLD (awesome state)

Worst part: Very aggressive inhabitants. "Suck shit if you live anywhere else during the disaster season!"

Townsville.

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Best part: Where the Powerpuff girls live. Low on crime as such.

Worst part: There is very little that is interesting to do.

Wollongong.

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Best part: Used to be nice.

Worst part: Now it is swarming with tools and racists. Shitty population.

Hobart.

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Best part: A city in Tasmania.

Worst part: This is all there is to say about Hobart.

Geelong.

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Best part: It's a small town.

Worst part: It is a hole.

Cairns.

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Best part: Home to the esplanade and a lot of people.

Worst part: Lots of gangs, skaters, crews and wannabe scene kids.

Toowoomba.

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Best part: God hangs out there.

Worst part: It's where people go to die.

Ballarat.

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Best part: 2% of the population are rich.

Worst part: 98% of the population are dirt poor.

Bendigo.

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Best part: Lots of clubs and bars.

Worst part Lots of drunk people.

Launceston.

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Best part: Very persuasive, alluring.

Worst part: It's really cold.

Rockhampton.

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Best part: Has cows.

Worst part: The worst place in Australia.

Bundaberg.

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Best part: Home of Bundy Rum.

Worst part: Also a shit boring place to live (if you're still alive.)

Coffs Harbour.

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Best part: Historic hotels.

Worst part: Hostile people. No jobs. Judgmental place.

Hervey Bay.

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Best part: Good for sneaking out and getting drunk.

Worst part: Only one Maccas.

Tamworth.

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Best part: A town in NSW.

Worst part: Country music.

Byron Bay.

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Best part: Renowned for its beaches. Whale watching. Surfing.

Worst part: The locals will call you a cunt.

Alice Springs.

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Best part: A lovely small town.

Worst part: It's shit to live there. Full of mad wannabe's. And racists (probably)

Cronulla.

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Best part: The place to go if you're Lebanese.

Worst part: Known for riots.

Dubbo.

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Best part: Good for those that like repetition.

Worst part: Often filled with bogans.

Sydney.

Best part: Greater than everywhere else.

Worst part: A lot, apparently.