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This Is What Urban Dictionary Thinks Of Your Home Town

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1. Melbourne.

 

Best part: Great for sport.
Worst part: Also great for heroin.

2. Brisbane.

 

Best part: It’s an amazing place.
Worst part: Under water a lot.

3. Canberra.

 

Best part: The best hole above ground.
Worst part: Also the biggest hole above ground.

4. Perth.

 

Best part: Claims to have the best lifestyle in the Western world.
Worst part: Highest burglary rate in the country, lots of freeways.

5. Gold Coast.

 

Best part: The fucking amazing beaches etc.
Worst part: Apparently it’s full of racists.

6. Adelaide.

 

Best parts: Green grass, naked trees. The most beautiful place in Australia.
Worst parts: It is a hole. There are shitty suburbs & Victorians.

7. Newcastle.

 

Best part: Rivalry with Wollongong.
Worst part: Not much to see there now.

8. Sunshine Coast.

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Best part: Best people. Sick Beaches. In QLD (awesome state)
Worst part: Very aggressive inhabitants. “Suck shit if you live anywhere else during the disaster season!”

9. Townsville.

 

Best part: Where the Powerpuff girls live. Low on crime as such.
Worst part: There is very little that is interesting to do.

10. Wollongong.

 

Best part: Used to be nice.
Worst part: Now it is swarming with tools and racists. Shitty population.

11. Hobart.

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Best part: A city in Tasmania.
Worst part: This is all there is to say about Hobart.

12. Geelong.

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Best part: It’s a small town.
Worst part: It is a hole.

13. Cairns.

 

Best part: Home to the esplanade and a lot of people.
Worst part: Lots of gangs, skaters, crews and wannabe scene kids.

14. Toowoomba.

 

Best part: God hangs out there.
Worst part: It’s where people go to die.

15. Ballarat.

 

Best part: 2% of the population are rich.
Worst part: 98% of the population are dirt poor.

16. Bendigo.

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Best part: Lots of clubs and bars.
Worst part Lots of drunk people.

17. Launceston.

 

Best part: Very persuasive, alluring.
Worst part: It’s really cold.

18. Rockhampton.

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Best part: Has cows.
Worst part: The worst place in Australia.

19. Bundaberg.

 

Best part: Home of Bundy Rum.
Worst part: Also a shit boring place to live (if you’re still alive.)

20. Coffs Harbour.

 

Best part: Historic hotels.
Worst part: Hostile people. No jobs. Judgmental place.

21. Hervey Bay.

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Best part: Good for sneaking out and getting drunk.
Worst part: Only one Maccas.

22. Tamworth.

 

Best part: A town in NSW.
Worst part: Country music.

23. Byron Bay.

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Best part: Renowned for its beaches. Whale watching. Surfing.
Worst part: The locals will call you a cunt.

24. Alice Springs.

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Best part: A lovely small town.
Worst part: It’s shit to live there. Full of mad wannabe’s. And racists (probably)

25. Cronulla.

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Best part: The place to go if you’re Lebanese.
Worst part: Known for riots.

26. Dubbo.

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Best part: Good for those that like repetition.
Worst part: Often filled with bogans.

27. Sydney.

Best part: Greater than everywhere else.
Worst part: A lot, apparently.

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