4. This TURTLE POWER family photo!
Cowabunga straight into your nightmares, dude!
19. This friendly reminder to ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOUR KID IS WEARING A DIAPER!
23. This birdie having to watch its owner PHYSICALLY DECAPITATE AND COOK another bird!
28. This man who, when asked to describe himself, could only think of the words “I’M NOT A MOLESTER!”
30. This 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant!
Stockin’ up for the whole family!
- Mullah Omar — leader of the Taliban — has died, according to multiple reports.
- Officials released new footage proving Sandra Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken. The release aims to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
- The NFL has upheld Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's four-game suspension for his alleged involvement with the deflation of footballs 🏈