4. This TURTLE POWER family photo!
Cowabunga straight into your nightmares, dude!
15. The SUPER-EXCITED face of the Dippin’ Dots kid!
19. This friendly reminder to ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOUR KID IS WEARING A DIAPER!
23. This birdie having to watch its owner PHYSICALLY DECAPITATE AND COOK another bird!
28. This man who, when asked to describe himself, could only think of the words “I’M NOT A MOLESTER!”
30. This 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant!
Stockin’ up for the whole family!