4. This TURTLE POWER family photo!
Cowabunga straight into your nightmares, dude!
19. This friendly reminder to ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOUR KID IS WEARING A DIAPER!
20. This text that you’ve ALWAYS wanted to get from your dad!
23. This birdie having to watch its owner PHYSICALLY DECAPITATE AND COOK another bird!
28. This man who, when asked to describe himself, could only think of the words “I’M NOT A MOLESTER!”
30. This 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant!
Stockin’ up for the whole family!
- Illinois' attorney general has asked the U.S. Department of Justice's Civil Rights Division to investigate Chicago's police department. ›
- Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg says he'll give away 99% of his Facebook shares (worth $45 billion today) over the course of his life. ›
- And a Turkish court had to call in experts to determine whether a man comparing the country's president to Gollum from "Lord of the Rings" was an insult. ›