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This Is The Only Depiction Of The Packer Vs Gyngell Fight You Need

Those geniuses at TomoNews have done it again!

1. The following footage from Taiwan’s TomoNews may or may not be completely accurate.

2. On Sunday afternoon Australian billionaire James Packer and his friend of 35-years David Gyngell had a very public brawl in Bondi, Sydney.

3. Obviously, James arrived rather literally ON his private jet.

Surfs up dudeeee

4. And then did a (quadruple?) front-flip.

Crouching Packer, Hidden Gyngell.

5. But they didn’t go at it then and there. NO. First they had a nice candle-lit daylight lunch.

6. AND THEN began their bout.

7. All while the apparently shark-finned Rupert Murdoch laughed along to the photos he was about to buy…

8. AND WATERMARK THE SHIT OUT OF.

9. Oh, you guys.

10. Watch the whole thing here.

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Brad Esposito is a staff writer for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney, Australia.
 
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