1.
When a foreigner tries to get you to say "g'day".
2.
When someone in front of you at the café orders a coconut milk latte with two sugars and organic rye toast.
3.
When you and your friends go to the beach for the first time in summer after a harsh winter.
4.
When you get caught speeding and it's double demerits.
5.
When a political party decides to change their leader... again.
6.
When you miss your train by *that* much.
7.
When someone asks you if you're English.
8.
When you're at the footy and have to wait ages for a meat pie but you finally get one and it's so worth it.
9.
When those chips come out fresh and you watch the dude put chicken salt on them like he's baptising Christ.
10.
When the public holidays roll 'round.
11.
When you're watching the finale of My Kitchen Rules.
12.
When everyone was planking and you just couldn't handle it.
13.
When you're sitting on a 3000 word essay due the next day and all your writing and speaking abilities leave you.
14.
When the Easter Show comes to town.
15.
When one of your friends won't stop talking about how great the beach is when you have to go work an eight hour shift somewhere.
16.
When you have to do a presentation at school.
17.
When you do anything at Schoolies.
18.
Or whenever our Prime Minister eats a raw onion, licks a baby's head, or something else along those lines.
