"Big Brother" Has Started And A Lot Of People Have A Lot Of Feelings

    JUST BRING BACK GRETEL ALREADY.

    1. The investigations started early as the housemates were revealed...

    Thoughts on this? #bbau @mickyb273

    2. And the house was quickly tipped off as a GODDAMN COPY!

    God bless the gays who designed the #BBAU house for 2014

    3. Some couldn't handle the show (or the housemates).

    4. And the nicknames began...

    I wish #hotarmsdouche and Travis were a pair, and they slept in like a pool of baby lotion or something #bbau

    5. There were questions:

    why are there no asians in the house this year?i guess they can't risk it again after what happened last year, but still would be cool #bbau

    6.

    after seeing tweets & profiles about #BBAU Big Brother I'm so thankful I missed last nights episode.Did any1 watch it and how sick do u feel

    7. And new ideas for the show!

    let’s make next year all queer except for like one token heterosexual #bbau

    8. People had strange attractions:

    Despite the fact I haven't actually seen an episode of #BBAU, I'm strangely attracted to Dion.

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    10. And stranger observations...

    Ryan's perv stache is so creepy like no I will not enter your van and get candy. #BBAU

    11.

    She looks like a flight attendant tbh #BBAU #SkyeBBAU

    12.

    Pretty sure they just photoshopped this guy's head onto Madonna's body #BBAU

    13.

    A #bbau haiku: Jigglypuff swaggers down the eviction walkway stunning robot host.

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    15. We all miss Gretel :'(

    Sometimes Gretel Killeen wishes she'd taken the same route as Hotdogs and hosted UpLate game shows post-#bbau.

    16. And everyone was losing their collective shit because a girl on the show was tall. Because, idk.

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    Wow! Gemma is tall! (obvious comment!) #BBAU

    18.

    Jemma and Jake enter the house... #BBAU

    19. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Oh it turns out the redhead, she is tall #BBAU