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    Your Life Before Payday Vs. Your Life After Payday

    Things go from bad to better to worse all too quickly.

    Before Payday: "I'm gonna sort myself out this time. Yessir. I can't wait to manage my finances."

    After Payday: "Yes hi hello could I please have... 18 pounds of mango thanks."

    Before Payday: "I don't really need ice cream."

    After Payday: "Two gallons please."

    Before Payday: "Sorry I can't come out tonight I don't think I can afford it."

    After Payday: "DRINKS! FOR THE WHOLE BAR! ON ME!"

    Before Payday: "How long can I live on lentils?"

    After Payday: "Yes hello are you a fancy restaurant good I'd like a reservation for two."

    Before Payday: "I don't really need **hot** showers."

    After Payday: "Spa day erryday!"

    Before Payday: "I only really need to drink water... think about it, neanderthals did it for years."

    After Payday: "Fifteen cocktails please."

    Before Payday: "Hey mum it's me yeah what are you doing for dinner can I come 'round?"

    After Payday: "C'MON FAMILY DINNER'S ON ME!"

    Before Payday: "I'll just walk to work..."

    After Payday: "I wonder if I can Uber a limo..."

    Before Payday: "Ramen noodles are actually OK - and probably not that bad for you."

    After Payday: "Ramen? Please - I'm off to go try the Japanese joint on the corner."

    Before Payday: "I am so poor."

    After Payday: "Okay just gotta pay my bills andddddd... I am so poor."