Buzz·Posted on 17 Mar 2015Your Life Before Payday Vs. Your Life After PaydayThings go from bad to better to worse all too quickly.by Brad EspositoBuzzFeed News Reporter, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Before Payday: "I'm gonna sort myself out this time. Yessir. I can't wait to manage my finances." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF After Payday: "Yes hi hello could I please have... 18 pounds of mango thanks." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Before Payday: "I don't really need ice cream." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF After Payday: "Two gallons please." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Before Payday: "Sorry I can't come out tonight I don't think I can afford it." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF After Payday: "DRINKS! FOR THE WHOLE BAR! ON ME!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Before Payday: "How long can I live on lentils?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF After Payday: "Yes hello are you a fancy restaurant good I'd like a reservation for two." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Before Payday: "I don't really need **hot** showers." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF After Payday: "Spa day erryday!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Before Payday: "I only really need to drink water... think about it, neanderthals did it for years." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF After Payday: "Fifteen cocktails please." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Before Payday: "Hey mum it's me yeah what are you doing for dinner can I come 'round?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF After Payday: "C'MON FAMILY DINNER'S ON ME!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Before Payday: "I'll just walk to work..." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF After Payday: "I wonder if I can Uber a limo..." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Before Payday: "Ramen noodles are actually OK - and probably not that bad for you." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF After Payday: "Ramen? Please - I'm off to go try the Japanese joint on the corner." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Before Payday: "I am so poor." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF After Payday: "Okay just gotta pay my bills andddddd... I am so poor." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF