2. When this French lesson turned dark trying to convince you to eat a child.
3. The time some zookeeper tried to convince this otter that it would enjoy watermelon.
10. When the author of this French language book thought these phrases would be handy to know.
CONTINUE TO CRY, SMALL GIRL. CONTINUE!
17. When this chicken was not impressed with you or the snow and made you pay for it.
18. When satan and cleanliness came together to create this monstrosity.
20. When Pluto finally had enough of Mickey’s bullshit antics.
“WHERE’S YOUR THEME PARK NOW!!?!?!!”
21. The eerie realization that these jelly bean flavors are an accident waiting to happen.
- Greece voted "no" on sweeping new austerity measures tied to further bailout funds. Its future in the eurozone is uncertain, and its creditors are unimpressed.
- The U.S. defeated Japan 5-2 in Vancouver in the final match of the FIFA Women's World Cup. It was the highest scoring final in the history of the tournament ⚽️
- Captured New York prison escapee David Sweat has been released from hospital and is back in jail.