Last night saw the Australian Government introduce its 2014 budget. A lot of people were let down, disappointed and angry. And they took to social media to vent.
1. Some people had ideas.
Let's take all of Joe Hockey's money away from him and make him start afresh in the so-called 'age of entitlement'.
2.
I used to know Joe Hockey very well. I wish I'd poisoned him when I'd had the chance. Pyne too.
3. Others wanted guidance.
.@TonyAbbottMHR Are you going to tell us which of the Poors we should eat first or should we just go ahead and tuck in wherever?
4. Some blamed Abbott's religion.
.@TonyAbbottMHR Your religion is your own choice. Planning a budget around it is idiotic at best and evil at worst. You utter moron. #auspol
5. Some people blamed Hockey's education.
@peterfra #auspol Joe Hockey is a wonderful advertisement for the teachings of the Catholic Church.
6. Others blamed him for everything.
I just stepped out of my house and a dead baby bird almost landed on my head. Thanks, Joe Hockey!
7. Some were in shock.
No, but seriously, @JoeHockey - when's the real budget coming out?
8. Whilst some were almost physically sick.
Want to vomit on Joe @JoeHockey 's face #Budget2014
9. Some people called Abbott a hypocrite.
@TonyAbbottMHR you are a bloody disgrace! You pull Ms Gillard up on one lie, and you have not stopped! No truth from you at all! #auspol
10. Some were quite eloquent.
.@TonyAbbottMHR Your government is a disgrace. You will be remembered as the cruellest, most selfish Prime Minister in Australia’s history.
11.
@TonyAbbottMHR Good morning your highness, and what a utopian morning it is. P.s. I think you've lost your mind. #Budget2014
12. Many were straightforward.
@TonyAbbottMHR you, sir, are a liar. A scoundrel.
13.
this is why you don't vote for tony abbott
14.
@TonyAbbottMHR @JoeHockey hope you will enjoy ruining Australia :-) have fun
15.
fuck joe hockey. fuck tony abbott
16.
fuck you @TonyAbbottMHR
17.
@TonyAbbottMHR you're quite disingenuous.
18.
@TonyAbbottMHR You should be ashamed of yourself.
19. Aaaaaandd then we get into the real stingers.
@JoeHockey @TonyAbbottMHR You make me hate living in this country. Fuck you, you ignorant self serving morons. Fuck you.
20.
@TonyAbbottMHR I give it four months to recession. you're a disgrace, a gutless sneaking hiding disgrace with a mouth full of lies.
21.
@TonyAbbottMHR fuck you, you cruel megalomaniac bastard.
22.
.@JoeHockey In all years you despicable ppl ripped into Julia Gillard, not once did she complain about 'vicious innuendo'. You're precious.
23.
Tony Abbott as a child, watching Robin Hood: "I like this guy's style, but he's batting for the wrong team".
24.
@TonyAbbottMHR has anybody ever told you that you look like a cane toad? Probably twice as toxic, too.
25.
@TonyAbbottMHR Bite me, you cruel prick.
26.
@JoeHockey Burn in hell you piece of shit. We all noticed you shut down your Facebook to comments you coward. Drop dead you pig.
27.
you really are a pig @TonyAbbottMHR
28.
I'm rarely a fan of politicians but it's been a while since I've felt visceral loathing. That's for you Joe Hockey, & your owner.
29.
Tony Abbott. Australian Prime Minister 2013 - 1813 #Budget2014 #auspol
30.
Congratulations @TonyAbbottMHR you stupid cunt, you just fucked up Australia.
31.
Watching @TonyAbbottMHR talk about the budget under pressure is like watching a kid with a stutter compete at a spelling bee.
32.
Seriously Joe Hockey is a total moron. Lies and ideology. Bad foreveryone. Dangerous bullshit. Fight them.
33.
@TonyAbbottMHR you are a class one fukn idiot
34.
Joe Hockey, you disgust me.
35.
joe hockey “this is the age of opportunity.” “we saw the opportunity to fuck you raw and we took it”
36.
im 100% sure that tony abbott is indeed a reptilian overlord
37.
Hey @TonyAbbottMHR is your favourite song 'Kill the Poor' by the Dead Kennedys, by any chance?
38.
Tony Abbott, If you could stop being a cunt and just fuck right off, that would be appreciated. Sincerely, Most of Australia.
39.
I legit hate Tony Abbott. Not because he's a liar. Not because he seems illiterate. It's because he looks like a gremlin.
40.
@TonyAbbottMHR Tony, Hitler called. He wants his 1930s back. #joehockeydancing #2014Budget #worstPMever
41.
@TonyAbbottMHR you could have at least taken me to a nice restaurant, I like to be wined and dined before I get fucked! Thanks budget!
42.
No one with a soul could actual lie with as little compunction as our religio-psychopath @TonyAbbottMHR leader. Just leathery skin in a suit
43. And the fat jokes trickled in...
Greedy @JoeHockey had to undergo surgery to control his eating habits now tells the rest of the country to tighten their belts #auspol #icac
44.
someone save my body from joe hockey’s rapidly expanding girth
45. Whilst others were a bit ticked off at Joe Hockey's apparent dancing before the budget announcement.
@JoeHockey can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. #budget2014 #auspol
46.
Freddie Gibbs: “Motherfucker, I’m thuggin” Jay Rock: “Bitch, I’m thuggin” Joe Hockey: “Best day of my life”
47. Some acknowledged the tough times ahead.
clearly times are tough, joe hockey wife wears a $800 zampatti dress to the budget announcement #ThreeWordBudget
48. Even Joffrey got involved.
Are Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey attending a wedding anytime soon? #Budget2014
49. Whilst this person called for Joe Hockey to become a Saint.
I want to make Joe Hockey a Saint. He has cured my brain cancer by making it unaffordable.
50. And a pensioner named Vilma became the hero of the nation.
