1. Paul, whose career opportunities have really taken a fall.
2. This hot dog THAT ISN'T ACTUAL SIZE SO DON'T EVEN GET YOUR HOPES UP.
3. These health professionals who made some stunning revelations.
4. This "unused" toilet paper.
5. These feds who found weapons in a gun store.
6. And this.
7. This lovely warning.
8. This correct labeling.
9. This abrupt stop.
10. This jar that might have *a few* nuts.
11. And this egg carton that might have **a few** eggs.
12. This amazing statement.
13. And this one, too.
14. This sign.
15. This helpful label.
16. This great fortune.
17. This 100% legit email from Beyoncé.
18. These bananas.
19. This sign.
20. And this sign warning of the perils of holding your breath.
21. And this reminder.
