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All around the world, New Zealanders have to deal with a pretty crumby representation on maps.
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It doesn't matter if they're made out of flowers...
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Or on huge sky towers with holographic representations of a New Zealand-less world.
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New Zealand, by all accounts, has NO people on it.
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When New Zealand *IS* included we just kinda get a few blurs here and there...
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Or an ugly, spewed up bit of land.
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Maybe, if we're lucky, we'll get a small name tag that just says AUCKLAND.
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Sometimes, they get us in the right place – but then put us on the map TWICE.
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Great artists and sculptors have no time for us...
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And the American President doesn't even bother.
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"Universally designed" jewelry doesn't quite mean what it should...
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SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT THIS. THIS ISN'T NEW ZEALAND!!!!
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WHERE DO I BEGIN. IT'S ALL WRONG. NEW ZEALAND ISN'T MADAGASCAR?!?!!
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IT'S NOT HARD. THIS GUY MADE A PERFECT NEW ZEALAND WITH *GOD* *DAMN* CRUMBS!
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NOT EVEN RISK. RISK. THE GAME. ON THE BOARD. ABOUT WAR. WHICH NEW ZEALAND HAS BEEN IN. NOT EVEN RISK PUTS US ON THEIR GOD DAMN MAP.
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Remember us, for we are here. And we're not disappearing any time soon.
