1. All around the world, New Zealanders have to deal with a pretty crumby representation on maps.
3. Or on huge sky towers with holographic representations of a New Zealand-less world.
4. New Zealand, by all accounts, has NO people on it.
Nope. No people in New Zealand.
5. When New Zealand *IS* included we just kinda get a few blurs here and there…
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7. Maybe, if we’re lucky, we’ll get a small name tag that just says AUCKLAND.
8. Sometimes, they get us in the right place – but then put us on the map TWICE.
Which I suppose is better than being left off completely.
11. “Universally designed” jewelry doesn’t quite mean what it should…
12. SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT THIS. THIS ISN’T NEW ZEALAND!!!!
PLEASE JUST TRY A **LITTLE** BIT HARDER!
14. IT’S NOT HARD. THIS GUY MADE A PERFECT NEW ZEALAND WITH *GOD* *DAMN* CRUMBS!
15. NOT EVEN RISK. RISK. THE GAME. ON THE BOARD. ABOUT WAR. WHICH NEW ZEALAND HAS BEEN IN. NOT EVEN RISK PUTS US ON THEIR GOD DAMN MAP.
FUCK YOU HASBRO!
16. Remember us, for we are here. And we’re not disappearing any time soon.
Brad Esposito is a news reporter for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney, Australia.
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