1. This is Nina Las Vegas (the one on the right)
2. She's a DJ / Media personality / Bad ass mahfucker.
3. She makes mixes like this:
4. She likes emojis.
5. So people send her photos of emoji tattoos (yes that is a butt)
6. It's becoming quite a thing.
My job here is done
7. This is her and a baby. Yes they are both wearing sunglasses. Yes the baby is adorable.
8. This is her and another baby. No they are not wearing sunglasses. Yes, it is still adorable.
9. She really likes James Franco, so it's a real shame she's not a 17 year old girl.
10. She also supports our Socceroos!
11. And they support her :)
12. This is her with a quokka. What the hell did you do today? I bet you didn't hang out with a quokka.
13. Here she is matching head to toe.
14. This is her killing a computer. Because fuck computers.
15. And this is her about to go snorkeling. Because fuck scuba.
16. People who don't like her are literally illiterate. You're not illiterate, are you?
there are other battles i'd like to fight, like fighting for equality or saving the environment etc. not this bs.
17. Here's Nina in a really nice dress and Nikes at a petrol station. That's a pretty cool thing for her to do. That's a pretty cool thing.
"Hmm...she seems pretty cool. But I don't think I can trust her till I know what she was like as a child."
18. BOOM!
19. Nina drinks out of this mug. You can only get one if you are, in fact, a 'cool dude.'
20. Here she is texting on the dance floor next to a guy who is wearing a shirt that specifically says "no texting on the dance floor." Because fuck him. Nina does what she wants.
21. Nina even helps out a charity for disadvantaged youths. That's a pretty cool thing for her to do.
22. Even cartoon snakes like her.
23. Here she is in discussion with deadmau5.
24. And here she is lying in bed (just like we do!)
25. And finally. Here is Nina Las Vegas with Lana Del Rey. That's pretty cool, huh?
