Kangaroos Are Actually Disgusting: And This Is Why

    And you think your childhood was rough... Warning: contains kanga vaginas.

    Instead of laying eggs, kangaroos produce their young without any form of protective shell.

    Straight out of the womb they embark on a perilous battle against the most powerful foe in the world: GRAVITY.

    Somehow they JUST KNOW to travel to their mothers pouch?!

    They're basically CLIMBING MT. EVEREST BEFORE THEY'RE REALLY ALIVE.

    They weigh LESS THAN A LUMP OF SUGAR!!!

    I mean look at them. They're like gummy bears.

    Oh and did I mention they do all of this WITH NO BACK LEGS?!

    It's not exactly the most...beautiful...of births.

    But they're kinda...cute...

    Adorable!

    Once they finish their journey and finally make it into the pouch they chill there for 9 MORE MONTHS.

    The joey is ready to step outside after almost a year of waiting.

    AND THEN THEY'RE FREE!!

    So next time you complain about puberty, remember all the shit the kangaroo has to go through.