These Fan Messages For A Football Player's Birthday Are Really Weird

    "I get called short cnut all the time."

    Brad Esposito
    by Brad Esposito

    BuzzFeed News Reporter, Australia

    Hayden Ballantyne is a professional AFL player for Fremantle Football Club, and someone is trying to wish him the happiest of happy birthdays.

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    Anyone can leave him a birthday message, and the best one will be written on a cake and sent to him.

    There's a lot of weird shit.

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    Even his mother gets involved: