20 Photos That Prove Furby Is The Spawn Of Satan

wee-tah-kah-loo-loo. Translated: LET ME TAKE YOU TO HELL.

1. The Furby that was literally BURSTING THROUGH THE PACK TO EAT YOUR SOUL.

2. This Furby with big eyes and NO SKIN.

3. Or the Furby who just CAN NOT WAIT for you to finish work.

4. This Furby who just abso-FUCKING-lutely LOVES YOU!

5. Furby who has LITERALLY BEEN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL.

6. This Furby confirming DOGS DON’T GO TO HEAVEN.

 

7. Or Furby WHO CAN NOT AND WILL NOT BE IMPRISONED.

8. This Furby with what you might think are ears BUT ARE ACTUALLY HORNS!

9. OR MY LITTLE FUR-MAID.

10. This FURBY BOOK OF THE DEAD.

BLESSED ARE THE DESTROYERS OF FALSE HOPE, FOR THEY ARE THE TRUE MESSIAHS.

11. This REAL LIFE Furby.

12. Furby in the woods reminding you that he CANNOT BE KILLED.

13. BECAUSE YOU CANNOT KILL THE ALREADY DEAD.

14. And this Furby SAPPING YOUR SOUL FROM YOUR HUMAN SHELL.

15. FURBY IS EVERYWHERE.

16. And ALWAYS WATCHING.

17. WHEREVER YOU ARE.

18. WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING.

19. FURBY IS WATCHING.

20. AND WAITING TO TAKE YOU TO THE DARK, SCALDING HOT DEPTHS OF HELL.

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