Definitive Proof That Quokkas Are The Greatest Animal Ever

Just read it. Your argument is invalid.

1. Quokkas are fucking awesome.

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2. But not much is known about these mysterious beasts.

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3. Did you know they were the first animal in space?

(hearts added)

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4. And that they were a BIG influence in the toppling of the Berlin wall?

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5. In fact, if you look through history Quokkas are often involved.

Hiroshima, 1945.

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6. Here’s one spotted on the grassy knoll.

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7. And here’s one spotted at the site of the Ukraine’s Chernobyl disaster of 1986.

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8. Famous artists have also been known to worship the quokka.

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9. And rightfully so.

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10. Because quokkas are fucking awesome.

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11. And the closer you look…

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12. …the more you see.

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13. It is thought that quokkas date back to the Stone Age some 2.5 MILLION YEARS AGO.

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14. From the neanderthals:

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15. To the Egyptian hieroglyphics:

Here, two pharaoh exchange a quokka. The Ancient Egyptians worshipped the quokka and believed it to hold supernatural powers like immortality, super strength and magnificent linguistic skills.

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16. More recently, quokkas have appeared at global events. Like Barack Obama’s inauguration:

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17. And when Colorado made marijuana legal a quokka was one of the first in line.

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18. They’ve also been ever present throughout musical history, like when The Beatles first came to America.

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19. And when Jimi Hendrix played his famous Woodstock show:

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20. Don’t forget The Titanic.

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22. THEY

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23. WERE

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24. THERE!

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25. So there you have it.

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26. Definitive proof.

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27. Quokkas are fucking awesome.

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Brad Esposito is a news reporter for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney, Australia.
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