4. Or you could find yourself in the middle of your very own ‘Final Destination’ movie.
7. Or you could come SO CLOSE to success only to have it shoved right back in your face.
8. You could be the recipient of this very thoughtful Valentine’s Day gift.
9. Or you could wake up every morning to this in your shower and not know HOW OR WHY it’s there.
27. Some sicko could hand you this.
Seriously, who thought this was a good idea?