Bucket Hats Are Stupid And Everyone Who Wears One Is Dumb And This Is Why

It’s time to talk about this before it becomes more of a thing.

1. Recently, the Biebs was spotted wearing this monstrosity.

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2. No, not the 3/4 pants (short longs or long shorts?)

3. I’m talking about the BUCKET HAT.

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4. So it’s important we take the time to discuss what is/isn’t acceptable as far as bucket hat wearing goes.

5. Basically there are two ways to determine who can/can’t wear a bucket hat.

6. You can judge it on the cuteness/age scale.

7. And the “whether-or-not-you’re-famous” scale.

8. Although just because you can wear them doesn’t mean you should.

10. Even if you ARE famous you can easily overdo it.

11. Schoolboy Q, everybody.

12. BUT WHAT ABOUT MODELS?

13. THEY MAKE BUCKET HATS LOOK GOOD!!

14. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

15. THEY NEVER SHOW THEIR EYES.

16. THEY. ARE. ASHAMED.

18. Your creepiness levels?

19. INCREASE BY 1000000X

20. “Oh but I’ve seen celebrities wear them and that’s cool.”

21. WRONG!!!!!

22. THE ONLY REASON THEY GET AWAY WITH IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE FAMOUS.

As previously discussed (remember the graph)

23. INSTEAD YOU GET SHIT LIKE THIS.

WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!?!!??!!?

24. This is Yung Lean, a perfect example of what happens when you don’t RESPECT the laws of bucket hat wearing.

26. BUCKET HATS RUIN EVERYTHING.

27. EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

28. STILL THINK THEY’RE COOL?!

29. YOUR PARENTS RAP ABOUT THEM!!!

31. If you wear a bucket hat you look like a douche. And you don’t want that do you?

32. DO YOU?!?!!?!?!?!

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33. ONLY EXCEPTION BEING IF YOU’RE IN THE ARMED FORCES.

Then you kinda have to. Sorry.

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