1. Recently, the Biebs was spotted wearing this monstrosity.
2. No, not the 3/4 pants (short longs or long shorts?)
3. I’m talking about the BUCKET HAT.
4. So it’s important we take the time to discuss what is/isn’t acceptable as far as bucket hat wearing goes.
5. Basically there are two ways to determine who can/can’t wear a bucket hat.
6. You can judge it on the cuteness/age scale.
7. And the “whether-or-not-you’re-famous” scale.
8. Although just because you can wear them doesn’t mean you should.
16. THEY. ARE. ASHAMED.
17. THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IRL WHEN YOU WEAR A BUCKET HAT.
18. Your creepiness levels?
19. INCREASE BY 1000000X
20. “Oh but I’ve seen celebrities wear them and that’s cool.”
22. THE ONLY REASON THEY GET AWAY WITH IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE FAMOUS.
As previously discussed (remember the graph)