1.
No one approaches you for fear of your (probably non existent) anger.
2.
All that snarling gives you a killer jawline!
3.
People only approach you when they really need things.
4.
Your smile looks better than others because people don't see it that often.
5.
You look more like Kanye.
6.
Getting a job is easier because people think you are serious and well-respected.
7.
You have less wrinkles - because you never smile.
8.
And a furrowed brow has always looked hot.
9.
You look like you could be in Transformers, or the villain in a James Bond movie.
11.
People get out of your way at busy events.
12.
You have a great poker face.
13.
And you can strike fear into anyone, easily, without trying.