1. UDLs were the drink of choice for an embarrassing while when you were underage.
2. As was goon.
3. In fact, it probably still is your drink of choice.
4. Or pillow of choice.
5. Or boat of choice.
6. Or game of choice.
7. And will be forever.
8. No one drinks Fosters. NO ONE.
9. Ciders cost through the nose.
10. And the cheapest beers are always at the RSL.
11. VB = NSW.
12. XXXX = QLD.
13. You've spent hours all up playing trivia from under beer bottle caps.
14. Or reading the stickers.
15. Beer snakes are a long-held tradition of Australian culture.
16. Shit like this doesn't surprise you.
17. Or this.
18. You've tried a few different ways to drink.
19. Quite a few, in fact.
20. Beer bongs are everywhere through your youth.
21. And you've been on a wine tour that ended like this.
