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Well this is a good start.
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Well that's not nice, Google.
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Seriously? You're a bit of a jerk.
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Okay Tourism Australia really needs to get on top of this.
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Be competitive if you want, Melbourne. We're all the same (apparently)
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Well, if you're good at something...
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Kangaroos: dangerous, jacked AND mean,
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"I'll only marry him if he's a not funny genius, dammit!"
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Platypus: a pet that can kill you :)
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Because why not/Because why not/Because why not/Flies
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Platypus, +61, Bundaberg, 22.68 million.
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Tony Abbott: star of The Lizard Matrix
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It's not always about being the best, AFL.
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Better get your PR people onto this one, Tony.