1. First - watch this.
That’s right. It’s real.
2. Forget Walter White. Meet Walter Blanco!
Whilst Walter White is just some loser chemistry teacher, Walter Blanco is…well…still a chemistry teacher. But a Colombian one!
3. Walter Blanco loves spending his time with his wife - Skyler…I mean…Cielo Blanco
4. And his son - Walter Blanco Jnr.
He fucking LOVES BREAKFAST.
5. This is his brother-in-law, Henry Navarro.
He works for the police and their drug enforcement agency.
6. And Henry Navarro has a partner…let’s just call him Gomez.
Ah Gomey, I love ya.
7. Walter Blanco finds out he has cancer.
It always hurts when Walter finds out. Even in Spanish.
8. So he decides to go into business with an old student of his - Jose Miguel Rosas.
10. They make crystal meth together in an old school bus :)
11. Oh yeh - this is Walter Blanco’s nosey sister-in-law.
13. And gets involved with the wrong people.
Let’s call him “El Loco Ocho.”
15. And he does!
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