This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Nov 15, 2013A Beginners Guide To Public Transport In SydneyNews flash. You're always a beginner.by Brad EspositoCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail So you've gotta take public transport? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Wipe that smile off your face! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF This WILL NOT be easy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF First you're gonna approach this from a logical perspective. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Maybe look up the timetable online? State Transit always runs on time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF WRONG. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Did you say you wanna catch the 11am Bus? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Well you better get to your bus-stop at NINE IN THE FUCKING MORNING. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The bus finally arrives and you step on - immediately disillusioned. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The bus driver's all like - Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "I JUST WANNA GO TO THE CITY." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF He lets you pass and the old lady two seats in front of you puts her handbag up on her seat. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The only option you have left is to sit on the back seat with that guy playing his music through the speakers on his Phone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF THROUGH HIS FUCKING PHONE! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Also - You know how it usually takes you 20 minutes to drive to your destination? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Well on the bus IT TAKES 2 HOURS. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Wait, the bus stopped? Oh what? RANDOM DRIVER CHANGE THAT TAKES 20 MINUTES. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Well - at least you're nearly there. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF JUST KIDDING! Your bus is actually diverting through a train station. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Time to put on your TRAIN RIDING SHOES. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The train is just like the bus except now EVEN MORE PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL SPACE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Oh and it smells. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And people do shit like this. Well, at least now you can settle down and let the train take you away. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FALSE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF IT'S TIME FOR SOME MOTHER. FUCKING. TRACK WORK. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF After waiting another thirty minutes it's finally time to get off the train. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Just as soon as 500 OTHER PEOPLE DO AS WELL!! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF LESSON LEARNED: YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So that was fun. I bet you can't wait TO DO IT ALL AGAIN ON YOUR WAY HOME. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF