8. You dress yourself up constantly questioning your choice of clothing.
13. You wait for one of your STUPID friends to take a photo of that fucking Coke sign…
18. But you’re stopped outside by an Islander/Bald White Guy who asks for your ID and some money.
22. But you’re instantly taken aback by the taste of Chlamydia and Herpes in the air.
Don’t worry, you get used to it.
33. Or the amount of money you’re gonna have to spend to get suitably drunk.
36. Whatever - fine - maybe you can get a kebab outside…
Is it too early for that?
44. All these kids standing around you with their patterned shirts and ironic tattoos.
Why can’t I be ironic?