2. Early Mardi-Gras guy.
“No, no - I need that fascinator. I don’t want to look like a fool.”
3. Pink Suit Man.
His suit could also be fluorescent green/yellow/orange, and he’ll almost definitely be sitting in front of you.
4. The Aftermath.
Alas, we’ve all been here. Not all of us were in heels, though.
5. Mr Universe.
STOP! Do not be fooled! That figure standing in the centre is NOT Miss Universe. Trust me, you don’t want to go there.
6. The Girls Who Took It A Bit Too Far…
I have a tree like that in my backyard.
7. The Self-Appointed King And Queen.
10. The “Didn’t See The Race” Trio.
Coincidently all wearing the colours of our nation’s flag.
12. These Lil’ Guys.
There’s seven of them. That’s a fact. Not a joke. There’s just seven jockeys against a wall. Nothing implied.