12 Reasons Why I Wish Gary Busey Was My Dad.

When I'm reincarnated it will be as his offspring.

He has a killer smile.

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Those pearly whites (or yellows) would be passed on to me and I would be able to live my life without feeling so...empty.

His face is almost symmetrical. FROM EVERY ANGLE.

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And they say that's one of the most attractive features a man can have.

He's smart and knows about a lot of things. INCLUDING anatomy.

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I'd never let "The Man" tie you up Gary. Never.

He's well travelled.

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Gary seems to have been everywhere. And laughed the whole time he's done it.

He's a deep thinker.

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And that would make...Enemies...friends back to front!

Like REALLY DEEP.

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Changing for the sake of changing will just change the way you change. And that's why I like changing. Because change can change like nothing because without change how do you change? Right Gary?

It would be easy to talk to him about awkward things.

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I can't wait for "the talk" when Gary teaches me about "breaking my virginity."

He's concerned about the environment and loves recycling.

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Didn't some rock stars used to do that? Man you're cool Mr. Busey.

He's energetic and charismatic.

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Surgeons and doctors aren't allowed to lie to patients. That's a law.

He's a legend.

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And he's constantly trying to educate others. For their own betterment.

And he knows his ABC's.

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There's so, so many Gary. So, so many.

But most importantly...

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HE'S ONE OF A KIND Thank you Gary Busey. Please adopt me.

WE ARE NOT WORTHY.