Total Distance: 2,395 Miles
This trip from Chicago to Wally World is best done with a family in a Wagon Queen Family Truckster. Don’t forget to visit Catherine and Eddie in Coolidge, KS.
Total Distance: 2,144 Miles
Be sure to stop and visit with Sea Bass and the guys at the Truk Stop in Ft. Morgan, CO. And if you miss the turn for Colorado and end up back in Nebraska, it’s really not that big a deal.
Total Distance: 265 Miles
Be careful on this one, and watch out for highway patrolmen.
Total Distance: 722 Miles
However you make the trip from Scranton, PA to Winnetka, IL, we do not recommend you leaving your child behind.
Total Distance: 810 Miles
There is absolutely nothing more important than getting your daughter to a beauty pageant. This trip must be made with the whole family, and in a beat up yellow Volkswagen T2 Microbus.
Total Distance: 1,700 Miles
Ithaca to Austin. This trip is not for the timid. If a short cut was easy, it would just be ‘the way.’ Remember to leave someone behind to feed any pets.
Total Distance: 724 Miles
This is a fun one. See how many shower curtain rings you can sell along the way.
Total Distance: 994 Miles
Complete the journey Thelma and Louise were never able to: a Texas-less journey from Oklahoma to Mexico.