I had braces for four years. Freshman to Senior year in high school. I still have trouble showing my teeth when smiling… At least I don’t have teeth growing all over the place anymore.

“I wish you all die.” Mmm, keep spreading the love!

You can cut tomatoes by peeling a bit of the skin off and slicing across it if you don’t have a serrated knife. The only thing I learned from my mom before I realized I suck at cooking.

#5 is too funny

No, Lauren Conrad, if I tell you what books I’m reading now, you’ll break into my house and cut them up for the sake of a crappy crafts project.

I need that cat bag. Where can I get that cat bag? CAT BAG. FOUND IT. YES.

BK Whoppers and champagne like a classy one percenter.