This is dumb hype. This isn't about a kid's or a parent's vanity as the title suggests. Otoplasty has been very common for kids that are born with protruding ears since the 80s. It's the plastic surgery equivalent of plucking you eyebrows or trimming your nose hair.
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Strong & Dickerson profiled in latest issue of 944 (pages 66-67).
“…if you will” —This is a moron tell. Idiots think that if it's tacked onto any mangled explanation or head scratching observation it will magically protect them from seeming ignorant and inarticulate. Anyone who isn't 50+ and employed by the BBC who says it should be considered a member of the Palin sub-species of asshammers and ignored/ridiculed for all eternity. “Take it to the next level.” —You know what needs to be taken to the next level? Your ability to contribute thoughtfully to the fucking conversation if you use this phrase.
Bernese Mountain Dogs are good looking, intelligent and even tempered. They balance a strong work ethic with a wily sense of play. And, of course, their pan-canine black, white and tan coats are a strong visual symbol of breed inclusiveness.
“My friends”, I “know how” to “clean up” “Wall Street” and “Warshington, D.C.” And I'll “do it.”
She was punked by her personal shopper at Niemans who insisted the print was of a dancing female moose. That will teach Ms. Wasilla to shop in Hate Americaland.
Hopefully someday soon we can free ourselves from our unhealthy addictions to both oil and knee-jerk deference to the Woodstock generation’s pop cultural narcissism.
As long as this semi-inflatable carnival hobo-ette is considered a sex goddess, Sandra Oh will remain one of our least pressing celebrity babe problems.
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This week’s carnage on Wall Street probably offset those tax breaks the top one percenters got under Bush. I bet they’d be really, really pissed off if they knew who was responsible for the tragic lack of government oversight.
Levi is a very special young man.
Dear Eliot, Do you really love me or just my photographic mullet memory?
The Cadaverick was aroused by her rhetoric.
Levi O’Donnell.
Someone should write a screenplay about this stuff. Oh, wait, someone did. Well, if anyone knows Harvey give him a call and tell him to greenlight the thing already.
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