Why would you boil broccoli florets for 10 - 15 mins? Broccoli gets pretty mushy after 4-5 mins. Does that include the time it takes to boil the water?

I remember when I finally got #13, I could never remember my password -_-

#7 made me really, really sad.

#9 is SO TRUE. I’ve always wondered if Japanese speakers (or Chinese or non-Latin alphabet users) have a version of engrish.com

“Christie” is the brand in Canada. It’s Nabisco here in the US, and maybe other parts of the world?

Ugh hit LOL by accident. This is awesome though, really tempted to send this to someone I know who is a fashion student and is going to be getting a prosthetic soon.

As I have never eaten at Taco Bell, I assume the first one says “MILF.”