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    Germy Cross-Stitches To Cure What Ails You

    Winter feels like it's never going to leave the Northeast, and if I get another cold or flu bug I might actually scream. I also might take up cross-stitch to pass the time and decorate my sickroom with whimsy and fun.

    A common cold to brighten your day

    E. Coli masquerading as dark medicine perhaps?

    Try not to hang Typhus in Mary's room...awkward

    Scare your teenager by hanging this prominently over their bed the first time you catch them making out with a love interest

    Perhaps we should make this in mass quantities and send them to Jenny McCarthy?

    Commemorate that first time your partner witnesses you turn into Linda Blair after a seafood buffet with this one.

    Gift this to any burgeoning immunologist in your life

    Make sure everyone who didn't get a flu shot this year gets this one.

    Cheer up the anemic among your friends...these little guys are kind of cute

    This could lead to some excellent conspiracy jokes...so long as you don't stuff it an unmarked envelope and leave it somewhere

    Parent of a slovenly teen? Hang this on his or her door and tell them you're worried about what they would contract should they step on a tack in that cesspool they call a bedroom

    You might need a Get Well gift for someone getting their tonsils out...

    Who wouldn't want these adorable killers lining their walls?

    via The Mary Sue