7 Parenting Lessons from the Worst Father on the Internet

On Daddy Knows Best, Steve Rannazzisi (FXX’s The League) may literally be the worst dad on the internet. From taking his son to a strip club and leaving him unattended, to whipping up a batch of “special” brownies only to have them fall into the hands of children, he’s barely in the running for father – or husband – of the year. Just in time for the September 30 season two premiere of Daddy Knows Best on My Damn Channel and Blip, here’s seven parenting lessons we learned in season one:

Lesson 1: Don’t leave your kid unattended at a strip club, or even take him there in the first place.

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Lesson 2: Don’t put your kid in a cage. And if you do, definitely don’t film the kid in the cage.

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Lesson 3: It’s possible to take it too far even when you’re playing porno Pictionary.

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Lesson 4: Don’t forget your child at the park, you may get tased.

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Lesson 5: When making a batch of regular brownies for a kids party and “special” brownies for yourself, make sure you label the containers clearly.

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Lesson 6: If you soil your pants in public, there’s no amount of damage control you can run to cover it up.

Lesson 7: Watch your back around the babysitter.

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