11. You finally decide what you want, only to discover it’s 1000 times more expensive than you expected it to be. Because you have left the Real World, and entered Wedding World - where money burns and Mason jars go to die by DIY.
20. Meanwhile your guest list has swollen from 60 to 300, thanks to all the third cousins twice removed and great aunties on your dad’s side, who haven’t seen you since you were two but who your mother INSISTS on inviting.