#10 has a good point- how are pepperonis that?!?

I can’t decide whether I want to be a friend of Leslie Knope, or just be her. If you’re a friend of Leslie you get awesome gifts for weird holidays; but if you ARE Leslie, you have pure opium-grade positivity flowing through your veins 24/7. (For her, probably 25/8.)

I tried listening to my favorite podcast, The Bugle, while on a 50 mile bike-a-thon. I had to pull over and stop twice because I was laughing too hard to ride straight. Then again, doing that probably upped my oxygen intake…

Truer words were never written.

Well put!

#28: No. No no no no. Do not put sick-making, potentially poisonous liquids into beverage containers. Horrendous idea for a house with kids, and not even a good idea for a house with no kids. And #21: “Pocket finds” are either “garbage” or “money,” neither of which I’m displaying in a cute little jar.

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“Do you mind my smoking?”
(Woe Is I) Yowza!!!

That book makes me laugh and cry every time I read it.

Yay Ferdinand!

Thank you for reminding me of this awesome book!

#22 is in Berkeley, not San Francisco. But that’s cool, we can share.

Honestly, the rest of us here can’t WAIT for you to leave!

Holy crap YES!!! How did Phil Hartman get missed?!?!! He was one handsome mo’fo.

Agreed.

…as Christy Christina!

The only person left off this list is the mysterious, smooth-voiced DON PARDO. Oh Don, narrate my fantasies…

Don’t forget to get that product that dyes your labia the “correct” shade of pink. Another worry for us gals!

#13 and #16 just don’t work, especially up close.

Sadly, yes. My big hope is that Groening takes it direct to Netflix and keeps on producing it.