Gato Ozzy? More like Got OZZY!

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Little Kitty plays hockey like Wayne Gretsky for the Kings!

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Watch this cat go after that furry thing! It's totally looks like James Franco in Pineapple Express.

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Jimmi should have been cast in Sherlock Holmes IV: My Life as a Cat Detective.He just won't quit smelling stuff and then he rolls over!

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here is the part where you add your pics. If this were 2004, you would have to open photoshop, grab a coffee, come back, wait for Photoshop to finish loading, take a picture, import it to the computer, name it, erase it from the camera, then open it in photoshop again and edit it into gifs. You don't have to do that anymore. Just post a picture of you and your cat on the internet on the internet.

THE CAT AND I

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1. Number 11

   

   This dude probably didn't need anymore cupcakes.

2. Number 10

   

   This dude with a beard might be a little too hot for the whole bearded-dudes-eating-things meme.

3. Dude #9

   

   What the fuck, dude? Do you know that I am looking at you? Is that fucking bacon on your cupcake? That is fucking awesome, dude with a beard.

4. #8

   

   Wait, is that the same dude as number 11? That shouldn't be allowed. Rather than simply loving beards, I think this guy just seriously loves cupcakes.

5. man dude #7

   

   I kind of feel like this man dude is like Benicio Del Torro in that movie where he killed everyone. Like, this dude knows he is crazy and he doesn't give a fuck and he is going to hunt you down and kill you and your friends because of the way you made fun of his cupcake-eating. Not cool, bro.

6. #666

   

   this Gino is def possessed by the devil, no doubt. Check the Satanic eyebrows--a dead giveaway. Also, the lear. And the small, beady eyes. Def satan.

7. Fifth man, high as you can

   

   Party-on, Wayne! Party-on, Garth! Party-on, DUDE!!!!! WITH A BEARD!!!! How much more metal can you get than a guy with hair this long? I am assuming that the only people with hair this long are into metal? Right?

8. Beards for Coco for Cupcakes!

   

   nuff said, free coco.

9. Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

   

   Best beard, no doubt. Also, a pure love of cupcakes displayed. No irony. Which is a huge plus. This guy is going to eat a number of cupcakes tonight.

10. Two Much, Two Soon: Two Bad

    

    This is the most excited/shocked you could be to be eating a cupcake, hands-free. It is as if the cupcake leaps into his mouth before he can stop it, OMG!

11. One is the Lonliest Number since one

    

    What? His beard is made out of frosting? You are saying that that is not a beard? Are you serious? I can't believe this shit? What the fuck! Dude just made a beard out of suger, butter, cocoa powder, and milk. You are trying to deny him his beard? Well, you have got another thing coming young whippersnapper. This beard is the shiizzzzzzit. And you better recognize.

I thought I knew where this was going. Goalie does Cartwheels before a penalty kick. At first I thought his cleats were going to get stuck in the net and the guy was going to score. Then I began to think he was going to save the ball with a cartwheel, which would have been awesome. Instead, real life intervened and the goalie got to feel the wrath of the Cartwheel as decorative flourish.

NPR's Jacob Ganz takes a microscope to Pitchfork's Top 200 Albums Of The 2000s list to tell a story about the evolution of the website from trendy discovery engine to indie-band kingmaker.

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1. Pour the Bottle Over Me

   

   Pretty honest take, but this whole song is about boning Aunt Jemima. Gross.

2. 2. Pretty Cool Super 8 version

   

   A true love song for Aunt Jemima. Safe for kids. Is it weird that everyone writes their own original lyrics for this parody? You'd there would be one dominant version that everyone just covered, but no, it is like everyone sees one of these and is immediately like "Whatever, I can do a much better version." No one ever did that to Weird Al. I'm just saying.

3. 3. Got Love for the Bottle

   

   Finally, a big budget version. Clean audio, dirty lyrics. This guy also works a Mrs. Butterworth diss in early, so he gets bonus points. I think he is actually interested in porking the bottle of Aunt Jemima, which is weird.

4. 4. Could actually be an acceptable viral ad

   

   I think this guy must consider himself something of a "youtube star" what with the three and four quadrant video and some slick consumer grade video editing. Points for a Mrs. Butterworth diss, but he works it in a little late for my tastes. Also, he works in the retail price for Aunt Jemima, $2.99 and says it's a deal. This could actually work as a viral ad.

5. 5. With Sing-a-long lyrics!

   

   No video, just the lyrics. This guy wanted to emphasize the song-writing craft that went into this. How weird is it that everyone writes their own version? That is the enduring weird thing about this meme.

6. 6. The ballad of a fat man

   

   This vid hints at the fattening aspects of a syrup love affair. No good for the corporate types. But it is the story of hope and redemption. Oh wait, is Mrs. Butterworth related to Aunt Jemima? I thought she was a rival brand. Now I am confused. Also, this guy hints that his children with Aunt Jemima would be "half white, half maple." Eeeeek!

7. 7. That's What you get when you do a video with Billy

   

   I thought this was a cover version of some other version, but then came the chorus, "Oh, it's how you lick the plate", and I realized this was a complete original! Around 2 minutes in, Billy pours syrup all over the other guy, who instructs the camera man to "Keep filming". As youtube commenter HOTROD985 so adeptly put it, "Fail."

8. 8. A Choral Rendition

   

   Another decent viral marketing attempt. Nothing offensive here and an honest go at singing. For once their lyrical output is disappointing. Also, you guys ever hear of dancing?

9. 9. Only 200 views? WTF?

   

   A capella! Yikes. This guy was truly trying to market just to himself. Success! One more pancake please, indeed!

10. 10. This guy tries hard, alot.

    

    What an earnest effort. No sexy lyrics, just love of Aunt Jemima the product, not the lady. Also, gold star for recording the song in his home studio.

11. 11. This Guy is the Most Popular Guy in the World?

    

    There are a couple transformative moments in high school that don't translate to a mass audience. I have a feeling this is one of them. Two hundred kids went home to their parents that night and were like, "There was this kid at school, Mike, and OMG he did the funniest thing ..."

OH-UH. The Winning Video has been removed from youtube for some reason. Thus, after lengthy research, I present a new winner. These people come from a land where everyone is TINY.

The dialogue: “Yeah, I need two strippers for tonight. Make them hot” [waits for strippers] “You called for strippers?” “Okay, but it's gotta be with my music, follow me.”

1. The Original, with over 6.5 million views

   This humble web video is a star. Two girls, not a lot of clothing, a kick-ass soundtrack, and a sick dance routine. It spawned a genre of youtube clones, the best of which I am about to reveal.

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The illustrious, mysterious message board “4chan” has banned me from looking at it's boards because I am black. And a woman. In equal 50-50 measures. I hereby resolve to BOYCOTT the 4chan until such a time as either they have REVISED their RACIST and SEXIST policies, or until the internet embraces a non-racist non-sexist attitude towards ALL PEOPLE.

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The first official musical response to Prop 8 is that Prop 8 is gay and these guys want to fuck it in the ass.

While everyone watches this amusing work of fiction, I would just like to inform you that the Roombas have finally armed themselves with Iphones and Sub-machineguns