I thought I knew where this was going. Goalie does Cartwheels before a penalty kick. At first I thought his cleats were going to get stuck in the net and the guy was going to score. Then I began to think he was going to save the ball with a cartwheel, which would have been awesome. Instead, real life intervened and the goalie got to feel the wrath of the Cartwheel as decorative flourish.

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Link: http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/200...

NPR's Jacob Ganz takes a microscope to Pitchfork's Top 200 Albums Of The 2000s list to tell a story about the evolution of the website from trendy discovery engine to indie-band kingmaker. This is music nerdery of an extreme sort, but well worth a read if you're into that sort of thing.

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The Best Links:

1. Pitchfork: Staff Lists: The Top 200 Albums of the 2000s: 20-1
2. Listen To/Download All The Albums On The List

Sometimes a YouTube parody hit can be a major boon to an Old World, flour-and-water brand name. In this case, it turns into a sexed-up, slightly racist mess, combining young white men, Aunt Jemima, and the Plain White Tee's hit “Delilah”

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Vito Acconci Vito Acconci, «Following Piece», 1969 «Following Piece» is one of Acconci's early works. The underlying idea was to select a person from the passers-by who were by chance walking by and to follow the person until he or she disappeared into a private place where Acconci could not enter. The act of following could last a few minutes, if the person then got into a car, or four or five hours, if the person went to a cinema or restaurant. Acconci carried out this performance everyday for a month. And he typed up an account of each pursuit, sending it each time to a different member of the art community.

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OH-UH. The Winning Video has been removed from youtube for some reason. Thus, after lengthy research, I present a new winner. These people come from a land where everyone is TINY.

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The dialogue: “Yeah, I need two strippers for tonight. Make them hot” [waits for strippers] “You called for strippers?” “Okay, but it's gotta be with my music, follow me.”

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Here, for your viewing pleasure, are the Top 10 remakes of the original Daft Punk Bodies video. Selections were made on the basis of WTF, OMG, TRASHY, LOL, and dance skillz.

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Charlie's Angels is my favorite movie of all time. I am bummed that Madonna just died. She entertained us all with her wit, class, and nude pics.

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Link: http://www.4chan.org/banned.php

The illustrious, mysterious message board “4chan” has banned me from looking at it's boards because I am black. And a woman. In equal 50-50 measures. I hereby resolve to BOYCOTT the 4chan until such a time as either they have REVISED their RACIST and SEXIST policies, or until the internet embraces a non-racist non-sexist attitude towards ALL PEOPLE.

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The first official musical response to Prop 8 is that Prop 8 is gay and these guys want to fuck it in the ass.

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While everyone watches this amusing work of fiction, I would just like to inform you that the Roombas have finally armed themselves with Iphones and Sub-machineguns

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'nuff said

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Quick! Save the ducklings! The van is going to run them over! Somebody, anybody, HELP! Oh, who will come to the aid of these poor little ducklin—-WTF!!!!!!

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And he's bringing the dinner rolls, so don't worry about that.

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This makes you go WAT? Like, VADERSAYWAT? HELLOKITTYSAYWAT? HELLO OMGKITTY!!

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There is something about a guy who occasionally fights for a living boxing a little girl on Wii that is captivating.

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It is sooo long. It definitely reminds me a lot of this scene in “Elephant”. Gus Van Sant loves shit like this, quick, somebody forward it to him.

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Link: http://i.gizmodo.com/5159749/gizmodos...

The new Kindle 2 really improves on many on the failings of the original. For instance, you no longer have to bend over backwards in a red string bikini to read it in low light level situations.

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Link: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/fuo...

Totally NSFW description and pictures of a nude, self-described, BI-SEXUAL table on craigslist. It is so flexible, so disgusting, and yet, so liberating.

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TPOBPH's second video was just leaked to YOUTUBE!

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