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  • Top 11 Dudes With Beards Eating Cupcakes

    I've culled this list of dudes from the world's soon-to-be-next internet tumblr-to-bookdeal sensation: Dudes With Beards Eating Cupcakes

    • Number 11

      This dude probably didn't need anymore cupcakes.

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  • Response to Coco’s Hair:

    What what?

    Balantine
    3 weeks ago
  • Cartwheeling Goalie Meets Perfect Opponent

    I thought I knew where this was going. Goalie does Cartwheels before a penalty kick. At first I thought his cleats were going to get stuck in the net and the guy was going to score. Then I began to think he was going to save the ball with a cartwheel, which would have been awesome. Instead, real life intervened and the goalie got to feel the wrath of the Cartwheel as decorative flourish.

  • Link: Pitchfork, Deconstructed

    NPR's Jacob Ganz takes a microscope to Pitchfork's Top 200 Albums Of The 2000s list to tell a story about the evolution of the website from trendy discovery engine to indie-band kingmaker. This is music nerdery of an extreme sort, but well worth a read if you're into that sort of thing.

    i am rebuzzing this
  • Hey There Delilah Vs. Aunt Jemima

    Music Buzz Sometimes a YouTube parody hit can be a major boon to an Old World, flour-and-water brand name. In this case, it turns into a sexed-up, slightly racist mess, combining young white men, Aunt Jemima, and the Plain White Tee's hit “Delilah”

    gold-star
    • 1. Pour the Bottle Over Me

      Pretty honest take, but this whole song is about boning Aunt Jemima. Gross.

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  • http://www.mediaartnet.org/works/following-piece/ [link]

    Vito Acconci
    Vito Acconci, «Following Piece», 1969
    «Following Piece» is one of Acconci's early works. The underlying idea was to select a person from the passers-by who were by chance walking by and to follow the person until he or she disappeared into a private place where Acconci could not enter. The act of following could last a few minutes, if the person then got into a car, or four or five hours, if the person went to a cinema or restaurant. Acconci carried out this performance everyday for a month. And he typed up an account of each pursuit, sending it each time to a different member of the art community.

    Balantine
    5 months ago
  • OH-UH. The Winning Video has been removed from youtube for some reason. Thus, after lengthy research, I present a new winner. These people come from a land where everyone is TINY.

    Balantine
    6 months ago
  • The dialogue:
    “Yeah, I need two strippers for tonight. Make them hot”
    [waits for strippers]
    “You called for strippers?”
    “Okay, but it's gotta be with my music, follow me.”

    Balantine
    6 months ago
  • The Daft Punk Bodies of Youtube, Top 10

    Music Buzz Here, for your viewing pleasure, are the Top 10 remakes of the original Daft Punk Bodies video. Selections were made on the basis of WTF, OMG, TRASHY, LOL, and dance skillz.

    • The Original, with over 6.5 million views

      This humble web video is a star. Two girls, not a lot of clothing, a kick-ass soundtrack, and a sick dance routine. It spawned a genre of youtube clones, the best of which I am about to reveal.

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  • Response to RIP!:

    Charlie's Angels is my favorite movie of all time. I am bummed that Madonna just died. She entertained us all with her wit, class, and nude pics.

    Balantine
    7 months ago

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