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    This Is Your Brain On Smartphones

    Our techno-obsession via Boiled Human

    We want it so much that once we get it our eyes will never leave it and we'll end up walking into poles and falling down stairs – but we'll still have it. And having it first means that you get to smugly parade it around and talk about it like you f***ing invented the thing.