You can joke all you want, but rhyming “hot” with “hot” is a sign of true genius.

Ugh I knew I never should have f-cked that Muppet.

Pretty sure the site the image is from makes stuff up/is easily duped by “tips” pretty regularly.

I’d motorboat her if it would make her feel better. That’s the type of sacrifice I’d make because I care. Please, don’t applaud my generosity. I’m just doing what I can to help.

Lies. My Play-Doh heroin needle forced me into a habit that ended with my enrollment in a Play-Doh methadone clinic.

Buzzfeed needs a “Fap” tag for exactly this occasion.

There are 9 more photos at the link which show things that fit more into the standard definition of interspecies orgy.

I just conducted a study too. Here’s the headline. College-Aged Women More Likely to Resort to Making Out with Each Other for Attention When Drinking Punch Mixed with Potent Liquors

I’m thinking that last photo is pretty Fragglist. Calling them animals? The NAAFP is going to be on your ass.

It pains me to see people reacting weirdly to this one…it’s an over-the-top satirical horror movie. And the director is a black guy. Ridiculous and trashy, sure. But Song of the South it ain’t.