That Moment When…

1. …you realise you’re dressed like public transport

2. …you realise your mum was probably closer to the milkman than she let on

3. …you realise your parents were hoping for something else

4. …you realise your art teacher lied to you when he said you were the next Picasso

5. …you realise pain is unavoidable

6. …you realise that’s not your dad

7. …you realise you’re not as thin as you thought. And then a cow steals your thunder. Damn cow.