If it's Pizza Hut or Domino's, I just assume their only priority is avoiding corporate lawsuits so they use McDonald's-grade ingredients that can't go bad and make anyone sick because they're not even actual food. And that's how I justify eating week-old pizza like a dumpster rat.…Â
There's no quicker way to alert people that they should immediately tune out your words and opinions than to mash up the name of whatever you don't like with the suffix "tard." So we can thank these folks for the clarity, at least.
Meh. Is it really any worse than the usual Kidzzz Bop type of product? Let's remember the target audience. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm hungin' pretty hard and it's gettin' me grumpy.
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