1. Step 1: Be a football fan. (A fan of the Washington State Cougars, in this case.)
2. Step 2: Watch your team get blown out (Washington State lost tonight to Stanford 55-17) and become increasingly depressed.
3. Step 3: Give up completely on football, dignity, and the entire concept of civilized society and just dump a giant plastic sack of popcorn on your face because it’s easier than using your hands to eat.
“Fuck this shit.” —Washington State Popcorn Guy
4. We’ve all been there.
9. Stay safe tonight, Washington State Popcorn Guy.
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