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Apathetic Football Fan Pouring Popcorn On His Face Is America’s Greatest Hero

Sometimes the only appropriate reaction to a blowout is dumping food on your head in the hope that some of it will go in your mouth.

1. Step 1: Be a football fan. (A fan of the Washington State Cougars, in this case.)

2. Step 2: Watch your team get blown out (Washington State lost tonight to Stanford 55-17) and become increasingly depressed.

3. Step 3: Give up completely on football, dignity, and the entire concept of civilized society and just dump a giant plastic sack of popcorn on your face because it’s easier than using your hands to eat.

“Fuck this shit.” —Washington State Popcorn Guy

4. We’ve all been there.

9. Stay safe tonight, Washington State Popcorn Guy.

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