Quick, ask them where the penis goes during sex.

The words…….they are melting my brain!!!!

Just wait! It should get really interesting once they begin discussing what SEX is like.

Fail. I have a large number of friends who are academics. Their facebook conversations are at least this complicated, actually factually correct, and totally opaque to non-academics. I mostly just nod along when they get going.

I did label this Geeky and Win just because I love the idea of this actually happening. I do wish they would have at least tried though. Some of this is just utter nonsense. I suppose to an unknowing friend it would seem extremely smart but too bad (for them) theres the rest of the internet to bash them down. On a related side note, I’m absolutely thrilled to see how large the number of techies there are on Buzzfeed. I thought for sure that this would get a ton of Fail tags simply because it appears to be over an average person’s head.

Everyone that badged this as GEEKY should get a special badge of their own for the short bus.

CISSPs catch hackers. They don’t friend them. Sorry, I meant hax0rs.

i knew i shouldve just overclocked my os instead of messing around with my qpi frequencies and the voltages of my evga x58 mobo. all that bullshit about the uncore multiplier being twice the dimm multiplier, and the minor tweaking done to pass prime95 and linx….and all i had to do was “change some hkey values.” god im such an idiot! actually, screw all of that work, im saving up for a sandy bridge. the simple uefi interface on the asus board i would purchase allows me to overclock to 4.8 with one click….technology continues to accommodate people not willing to learn.

I’m sorry, this should be categorized also as one of the stupidest conversations on facebook. Check your CMOS? Overclock your OS? Good lord, I think I’m watching an episode of CSI as they have their “hacker” get into a system by slamming his hands on a keyboard, because everyone knows typing fast means hacking.

so fake and so gay it makes my head spin

This is techno-babble. Anyone who knows half if these acronyms can figure it out pretty quickly. Trust me, the CR48 is nobody’s “preferred development system”.

…wait. Does any of that even make sense?

did the reactor buttons get bigger?

I have no idea what they’re saying, but wow. O_o

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