There are so many things wrong with this article that it’s ridiculous. An elephant shrew’s closest relative is NOT an elephant; it is, however, more closely related to elephants than it is to shrews. There is more than one kind of otter; only sea otters hold hands, and only sea otters have pouches. However, the picture of an otter for the fact with a pouch is an Asian small-clawed otter, not a sea otter. Sea horses do not mate for life. Blobfish are only ridiculously ugly on the surface; they’re pretty normal looking fish in their deep water habitats. Neither myself nor any of my whale scientist friends refer to a whale’s penis as a dork; no one actually does this.