14 Reasons Why Toronto Shouldn't Be The 2nd Unhappiest City In Canada

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According to a new BlogTO article, Statistics Canada has ranked Toronto is the second unhappiest city behind Vancouver. Buck up Toronto. And here's why...

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1. The Cherry Blossoms of High Park

You can receive updates (seriously) about this years predicted bloom here.. Toronto/Vancouver we only get a couple weeks of this delicious eye candy so let's just take nice intsagrams Mmmmmkay?

2. Sunnyside Pavillion

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Nothing beats locking up your bike and purifying yourself in the waters of Sunnyside Pool! I can only speak for myself, but the old-guy-showering-butt is still trumped by this beautiful vista on a gorgeous Toronto day. Sorry butts.

3. Team sports! Outdoors!

Pack up the onesie, turn off the Netflix for the season, beer league is upon us. Muscle shirts mandatory. Bro on the left's name is Dave, bro on the rights name is Steve. Steve really wanna throw some balls at you. But like in a good way...Bro.

4. Bargain Hunting

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From the Parkdale to Queen East, rusty gold can be found all across El Torro. Keep an eye out for Pop up events like the Junction Flea all summer long!

5. It's Beer O'Clock!

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With bottle swaps and Home brewing Competitions like the one held by Bellwoods Brewery. Get out there and sample some of Toronto's best Giggle Water.

6. Toronto is home to Bald Raccoons

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D'awwwww. SO bald. SO raccoony

7. Sunset from the island

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So Shiny. Just don't get lost in the Labyrinth. I feel like the labyrinth is a metaphor for the urban jungle as a society we struggle within everyday. Nah, I'm kidding. Sometimes a maze is just a maze!

8. The Food Building at the Ex

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And the beautifully terrible creations that live there the last two weeks of August. This concrete womb brought you such creations as the Chocolate fried chicken, the Toronto Cronut, and deep fried Coca Cola.

9. We still have at LEAST one remaining White Squirrel of Bellwoods!

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According to myth...

His name is Nelson, and he is my Euchre partner. But sweet sassy molassy does he curse!

10. There's a place to play Bocce when it rains!

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Although Vancouver probably needs indoor sports more than we do. ZING!

11. Woofstock!

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Running of the Pugs? Doggie Fashion Show? Sign me up!

You know you're in Toronto when even your dog has a manbun.

12. Bathurst is getting the new streetcar this year!

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Don't worry though, it will still short turn and make you horribly late for work. ALL. THE. TIME.

WORLDS. BIGGEST. (metal?) CATERPILLAR

13. One day Uncle Testu's line will be shorter.

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And it will be delicious,

14. Munenori Kawasaki!

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I know, I know. CURRENTLY he is still in the Minors with the Bison's, but he and his sweet dance moves will be back.

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