Comcast Hackers Are Bitter Potheads

The hackers responsible for bringing down Comcast’s webmail for five hours on Thursday spoke out anonymously and said they’re “mad at Comcast” and “tired of their shitty service”. These two dudes supposedly hacked into Justin Timberlake’s, Hilary Duff’s, and Tila Tequila’s MySpace profiles earlier in the year. The high school dropouts expect to be arrested any second now. “I slept in my clothes, because the last time they came, I was in my underwear with my dong hanging out and shit,” one said.

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