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I could insert a clever joke here about Uggs or Crocs here, but I think I speak for all of us when I say that it’s all been done. See any I missed? Please feel free to add your own below! posted on February 8, 2011 at 1:34pm EST

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  • 1. Crocodile Chuck Taylors

  • 2. Giraffe Pumps

  • 3. Fish Flops

  • 4. Bikini Sandals

  • 5. Cork Flip Flops

  • 6. Bar Stool Heels

  • 7. Mole Loafers

  • 8. Boxing Glove Shoes

  • 9. Down the Rabbit Hole Shoes

  • 10. Scary Screaming Devil Face Loafers

  • 11. Car Shoes

  • 12. Zombie Loafers

  • 13. Dog Pumps

  • 14. Boom Box Shoes

  • 15. Shark Shoes!

  • 16. Banana Shoes

  • 17. X-Box Shoes

  • 18. Hairy Spider Shoes

  • 19. Bird Cage Heels

  • 20. Lady Gaga’s Meat Shoes

    Definitely worth mentioning.

  • 21. Tetris Loafers

  • 22. Deer Hoof Boots

  • 23. Cherry Pie Shoes

  • 24. Flipper Heels

  • 25. Alien Heels

  • 26. Twilight Shoes

    …

  • 27. Stepped-in-Gum Pumps

  • 28. Moon Shoes

    Actually, these were my favorite thing in the world when I was five.

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    • lucely thinks 28 Awful Ideas For Footwear is LOL  about 8 months ago ×
    • velocilott thinks 28 Awful Ideas For Footwear is Fail, LOL & Cute  about 2 years ago ×
    • Boltboy843 thinks 28 Awful Ideas For Footwear is Cute  about 2 years ago ×
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    • ecargyram   28 Awful Ideas For Footwear and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 years ago ×
    • Sean Silva 2 years ago

      i like the zombie vans but then again i also like brains so i might be biased

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    • Krista G.   28 Awful Ideas For Footwear and thinks it’s WTF, Cute & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
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    • virtamundo 2 years ago

      actually the crocodile chucks were awesome.

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    • ktheterrible 2 years ago

      Could be pulled off/kinda like: Boombox shoes, Tetris shoes, stepped in gum heels, alien heels. The devil shoes scare me lol

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    • cthulhette   28 Awful Ideas For Footwear and thinks it’s LOL & Cute  about 2 years ago ×
    • M. H. 2 years ago

      I would so wear the shit out of those screaming devil face loafers. Awesome!

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    • RuffNReddy 2 years ago

      I gotta say… the banana shoes are actually pretty cool.
      They look like fancy bedroom slippers.

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    • Mock Turtle 2 years ago

      #13 is a cat, and a lot of these are brilliant ideas for shoes.

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    • SunLovesMoon 2 years ago

      the tetris and car shoes are cute.

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    • Michelle P. 2 years ago

      Why are you hating on Moon Shoes? Those things were awesome.

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    • littleainge 2 years ago

      No

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    • PrincessFifi thinks 28 Awful Ideas For Footwear is WTF  about 2 years ago ×
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    • turtlefeed 2 years ago

      Someone should tell me where I can buy those Tetris shoes.

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    • Ebene Mueller   28 Awful Ideas For Footwear and thinks it’s Cute, OMG & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
    • izaya 2 years ago

      I love the tetris and alien styles; but the cork flip flops frikkin made me gag, those are the ugliest feet ive ever seen

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    • Krystian M. thinks 28 Awful Ideas For Footwear is WTF & OMG  about 2 years ago ×
    • rebeccab7 2 years ago

      Those Alien shoes are actually kind of awesome.

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    • oOo 2 years ago

      When I see a girl in those banana shoes, I will not stop until she is mine.

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    • Krystian M. 2 years ago

      Yeah, that’s elephant dung.

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    • meeya007 2 years ago

      woah blast back to nineties nickelodeon, i want some moon shoes!!

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    • Ben Martin 2 years ago

      Pastry clam pie…..wtf?

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    • Robert A. 2 years ago

      Number 27 has been on Buzzfeed in the past year maybe 40 fucking times.

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    • felchyf 2 years ago

      goat gun ankle booties

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      most of these actually *don’t* exist.

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