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Men Suck and Never at the Sucking What They Should
have you ever noticed how most guys suck at almost everything - personal hygiene, empathy, honesty, friendship, on more than one ocassion Im the one whose had to shoo the rat out of hotel rooms. In short men suck. and yet with all that practice you'd think they'd know what to suck where it really counts, but no.. then they turn to slobberdog - i blame porn - thats just not how sex is had, its how sex is faked. which is pretty much what most woman are doing nowadays- faking it.
So come on guys - you can suck at changing the light bulb, you can suck at being faithful, you can even suck at keeping the faith and telling the truth, but in all that sucking, can't you get some pussy sucking practice as well. perhaps then, the rest of the above mentioned won't matter. waddaya think?
